A MAN got so plastered after a friend’s funeral in Kent — he woke up the next day in Amsterdam.

Amsterhammered - Man gets drunk and wakes up in Holland 

James O’Kane, 22, does not remember how or why he booked himself a taxi to Gatwick Airport at 4am then bought a £232 ticket to the Dutch city.
The first the supermarket worker knew of his trip was waking on a British Airways plane at Schipol airport.
He said: “I have no idea what I was thinking. I had never even been abroad on my own before.
“It was a sad day and I remember drinking a lot, but the next thing I knew a stewardess woke me up.”
James, who had taken his passport to the funeral for ID in the pub afterwards, discovered he had booked three days in Holland, but only had £50 cash on him.

His mum Jann was furious when he called her. She paid for accommodation but not a flight home as he “had made his bed and had to lie in it”.
James spent the three days wandering the streets in his mourner’s suit and flip-flops, bought as his dress shoes hurt.
He could not even enjoy sightseeing as his specs were at home in Orpington. But he did take some joke selfies during his jaunt last month.
He said: “It’s funny now, but I wasn’t laughing then. I’m not planning any more adventures.”